imagine being that weird goth kid at school but you’ve gained immunity from bullying because you’re the leader of a gaggle of other goth kids. one day you’re in the basement spearheading one of your customary goth clubhouse meetings when your jock brother saunters in sweat-soaked from practice and wedges your head underneath his armpit. it thoroughly undermines your authority and someone slaps your lunch tray out of your hands the day after. that was armand when lestat blew up his cult
would you rather be on a five hour drive with a thomas sanders fan or a hazbin hotel fan. and you can’t crash the car i’m sorry
honestly i gauge all situations with a ‘will this involve me sucking dick’ metric and a five-hour two-person car trip is a high background reading so i’m mostly playing in the margins here? but thomas sanders is theater kid is horny is might be hung whereas hazbin hotel is not unhorny but horny in a currency i don’t accept. i hope you can understand.
the good thing about dating swifties is that when u break up if ure ever down bad u simply have to move on cause theres no way im gonna be in my feelings listening to that woman
